Award received.... and granted....!

Tom, from Thoms Place 4 Well Whatever sent me an award. Thank you so much. It is highly appreciate it, a great deal my friend.

This award is for anyone who likes to smile and/or laugh, ride, photograph, travel and enjoy life, and generally spreads goodwill along in this blogging world we all travel in.

So I’m going to pass this award onto:

1- mq01 Ms M's Place

2- Canajun On Two Wheels

3- Steph The Many Thoughts Of A Harley girl

4- Danny A Blog About

5- Lance The View From Over The Handle Bars

6- Orin Scootin' Old School

7- Lady R Glider Rider

8- Dave Travels with a Honda

9- bobskoot Wet Caost Scootin

10- John A Scooter in Turkey

11-Lucky The Great Motorcycle Pizza Tour

12- Doug Cruising Ohio

13- Ann Random Thoughts

14- Pat Pat Henderson's Life and Motorcycle Blog

15- B.B. B.B.'s Road Trip

16- Joker The Harley Davidson Mystique

17- Dr. Wrench Dr. Wrench

18- Bill The Old Fart

19- Peter Worldman

20- Dr. John Dr. John's Fortress

21- Sean An Instant in Time

22- Ellie Ellivellie

23- Emm Emm in London

24- Dave & Deb Canada's Adventure Couple

Congrats to all winners, there 's so many more blogs and people deserving of this, so go ahead and pass it on.

The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama

This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed

the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Teleprompters

programmed to help the occupants talk

their way out of any violations.

The Transparent canopy reveals the

plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" democrat owners.

Thank you for shopping with Government Motors

After 2010, any demo caught driving a non-government motors vehicle will be subjected to income tax -- unless they are in congress

or selected to be on the President's staff.

Italian Women are tough

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of
impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite ravioli
wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door
frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have
thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper
on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite ravioli.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years,
seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled
posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the ravioli was already in
his mouth.

With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when
suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.
"Don't touch!" she said. "These are for the people at the funeral."

Always think ....Safety First

This is an excellent example how fast things can go wrong while you are just riding or driving along minding your own business.
Stay vigilant on the road....never - ever take it for granted. Watch this clip and you will know why....

Sidecar Snow Plow

Motorcycle Misadventures has posted an interesting picture on her web site showing a motorcycle sidecar snow plow in the middle of Ohio. The blog author, Carla King is an avid motorcyclist, with riding adventures under her belt that go as far as China, India and some other interesting parts of the world. Yes you guessed it, Carla is also a journalist and a published author. A good read for anyone interested in riding and long road trips as well as the challenges presented/solved on these. I would encourage you to read some of here writings (Posted on her web site) and judge for yourself.

Some of Carla's writings

Have a great flight everyone...!

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: 'We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways.'

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, 'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt.'

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.'

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'

'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.'

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: 'We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.'

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!'

Punctuation realities

An English professor wrote the words:

'A woman without her man is nothing'

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
'A woman, without her man , is nothing.'

All the females in the class wrote:
'A woman: without her , man is nothing.'

A Taxi in Siwa - Egypt

Siwa-Oasis-Holiday Grounds

Looking for something diff and good

If you're looking for something good and different you need to visit:
http://blogtrotta.blogspot.com/
This is a truly amazing blog....!

Music Lovers....!!!!!

This site is great!!!

Just type in any song that was ever played, and see what happens. Then, following the
end of the song, it will keep playing songs of the same era forever.
http://www.theradio.com
Enjoy and God Bless you all in Music..................

Lie Detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any
kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given
up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases.. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a
lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11
year old son, returned home from school.

Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project, said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie
detector, now tell us where you really were after
school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a
movie.' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped
him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex
Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When
I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a
whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and
said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't
be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha
and knocked her out of her chair.

My World

My World.
My world is full, the days are short
If I could wish, I would wish for time.
Life! Life! I would wish for Life!
To understand to breath it and then to exhale.
If I could live, till the day I die
Life would be splendid and very fine.
Life would be eternal, in the land of time.
Bursting with senses one is yet to feel.
Life is electric, like a lightning storm and yet,
One must never forget to taste, the salt of the earth
Rays of sunshine, rainbow through blue skies
With songs of birds and wind and sea
Mixed with smells of mint and green
In my world I could hug a bear, a lion, a dragon, a horse
Trust a gorilla’s caress on a child born of this fertile earth.
Allow the bees their nectar of life
And play with a spider on the tree of life
Orchards full of fruit and flowers
Oceans full of fish and lovers
Splashing the sweet gift of life everlasting,
Over waves and at each other.
Life ! Life ! All is Life!!
If I could, I would wish for time,
To live long, in this world of mine,
To make sure I could introduce,
To others, this great love on earth.
My World, so small and insignificant
So perfect and intelligent.
Balanced Mountains peaked in snow
Cool fresh breezes in valleys below.
Flush and pure exploding warmth
An oasis giving birth
To the new and to the old
One will never die in this world I know.
If I could live until I die
Fireworks from my heart would light the sky
Eternally, in a land of time, a world so full
It makes me smile.

Birds

1940 BSA Motorcycles...Look at the prices

Dinner anyone.........!!!

Waiting For Dinner...

You Feeling Down....?

YOUR CROSS

Whatever your cross
Whatever your pain
There will always be sunshine
After the rain
Perhaps you may stumble
Perhaps even fall
But God's always there
To help you through it all

The Tax Poem...story of our lives......

The Tax Poem


At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the

awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes

Are the rule.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts

Anyway!

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries

Tax his tears.

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To tax his ass.

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.

Put these words

Upon his tomb,

'Taxes drove me

to my doom...'


When he's gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax

Airline surcharge tax

Airline Fuel Tax

Airport Maintenance Tax

Building Permit Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Death Tax

Dog License Tax

Driving Permit Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment (UI)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Gasoline Tax ( too much per litre)

Gross Receipts Tax

Health Tax

Hunting License Tax

Hydro Tax

Inheritance Tax

Interest Tax

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Mortgage Tax

Personal Income Tax

Poverty Tax

Prescription Drug Tax

Property Tax

Provincial Income Tax

Real Estate Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Retail Sales Tax

Service Charge Tax

School Tax

Telephone Federal Tax

Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Water Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes existed 92 years ago, and our

nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.


We had absolutely no national debt




What in the hell happened? ....you tell me brother

Riding the edge of India

If you have any interest in motorcycles, scooters and or riding in general, this is a very interesting blog to read

http://edgeofindia.blogspot.com/

Enjoy !!!!

Isn't life beautiful?

Is it a drag for you to get out of bed every morning?
Do you find it difficult to go to work every day?
Do you find you put in many hours of work for very little compensation...ie MONEY?
Would you rather be doing something else instead?
What are your dreams?
What do you want to be when you grow up? ..... so to speak.....!!!!!

Skype

Are you running a small home based business?
Are you a road warrior?
Are you spending more than you should on your long distane calls?
Do you want a simple, straight-forward system that will let you talk on the phone as much as you either want to or need to?
If your answer to any of these questions is: YES
Then check out:
www.skype.com