New Fashion Rage in Japan.....

What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and these are the current rage in Japan ... They'll be the rage here in Canada and the USA soon. The end is near!

Summer: Check your car's air conditioner

BE SURE THAT YOUR CAR IS IN RUNNING ORDER. FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS COMPLETELY

It's that time of the year again

How to Check Your Car's Air Conditioner
1. Start the engine and roll up the windows.
2. Turn on the A/C put the fan on Hi




3. Place the tester in the car, wait 30 seconds:

Yep... It's working fine!!!

"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Frank declared.

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty
years I've never laughed at a patient."



"Okay then," Frank said and proceeded
to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever
seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise
it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Frank replied.

Things went downhill from there.

Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------ Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -- Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin -------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ---- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach ------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle --------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ---------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit loving cousin -------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ----- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ----------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV - Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling - there ya Gogh. . . !

You Feeling Down....?

YOUR CROSS

Whatever your cross
Whatever your pain
There will always be sunshine
After the rain
Perhaps you may stumble
Perhaps even fall
But God's always there
To help you through it all

The Tax Poem...story of our lives......

The Tax Poem


At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the

awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes

Are the rule.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts

Anyway!

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries

Tax his tears.

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To tax his ass.

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.

Put these words

Upon his tomb,

'Taxes drove me

to my doom...'


When he's gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax

Airline surcharge tax

Airline Fuel Tax

Airport Maintenance Tax

Building Permit Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Death Tax

Dog License Tax

Driving Permit Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment (UI)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Gasoline Tax ( too much per litre)

Gross Receipts Tax

Health Tax

Hunting License Tax

Hydro Tax

Inheritance Tax

Interest Tax

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Mortgage Tax

Personal Income Tax

Poverty Tax

Prescription Drug Tax

Property Tax

Provincial Income Tax

Real Estate Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Retail Sales Tax

Service Charge Tax

School Tax

Telephone Federal Tax

Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Water Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes existed 92 years ago, and our

nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.


We had absolutely no national debt




What in the hell happened? ....you tell me brother

What's Your Biggest Beef at Work?

DO YOU DREAD GOING TO WORK IN THE MORNING?
HAVE YOU BEEN HARASSED BY YOUR CO-WORKERS?
BETTER STILL: Did your Boss try to get into your pants?
Send us your comments....., they will be private, but they will make for a lot of hot, anonymous stories......!!!!!