Showing posts with label Newspapers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Newspapers. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

You think English is easy???




1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to
produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to
refuse more refuse..

4) We must
polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could
lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to
desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the
present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A
bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the
dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not
object to the object.

11) The insurance was
invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a
row among the oarsmen about how to row

13) They were too
close to the door to close it.

14) The buck
does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a
sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his
sow to sow..

17) The
wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the
tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to
subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I
intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Lorraine..Lorraine




There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.

But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..."

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Boys will be Boys

Enjoy your Sunday everyone...!



Here is a Canadian Fish Story for you....Awesome Catch On A Lake In Canada ... (56" - 55lbs. )This is a new record Northern Pike in Canada . He caught it on Cameron Lake , Ontario.


Check this thing out. The man (in the photos below), was fishing and caught a 36" Pike, as he was reeling it in, a 56" Pike tried to eat it !!!!!


He landed them both in the same net. The last picture is unbelievable..





Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Things the media didn't cover - MESA AZ

At the Mesa AZ protest against President Obama, KFYI listeners brought signs telling Santa Obama what they wanted from the savior-based economy. Hats off to KFYI's Bruce Jacobs and J.D. Hayworth.


















Saturday, March 7, 2009

Punctuation realities


An English professor wrote the words:

'A woman without her man is nothing'

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
'A woman, without her man , is nothing.'

All the females in the class wrote:
'A woman: without her , man is nothing.'

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Wisecracks from Larry The cableman

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Fabulous Blog Award

Belt Drive Betty was very nice to bestow upon me the fabulous blog award.
I wouldn't label my blog as fabulous but I appreciate Betl Drive Betty doing it. Thank You!

Here are the rules to receiving this award:
1. You have to pass it on to 5 other fabulous bloggers in a post.
2. You have to list 5 of your fabulous addictions in the post.
3. You must copy and paste the rules and the instructions below in the post.

Instructions:
On your post receiving this award, make sure you include the person that gave you the award and link it back to them.


So here are my addictions:
1. Anything on two wheels.
2. A Juicy Hamburger with Greasy French Fries.
3. SKYPE
4. Blogging
5. My better half affectionately know as Kartoshka.


Now for the 5 blogs that I think are FABULOUS!!
1. Lady rides a lot
2. B.B. road trip
3.Mr. Motorcycle
4. Motorcycle Misadvantures
5. Random Thoughts

There is so many more blogs deserving this award, but unfortunately we R limited to nominating five blogs... so those of you on the list...Go on perform your duty and spread the Gospel.

Happy Blogging

Saturday, February 14, 2009

OK ...not sure what to do here....

Happy Valentine's Day

To all the girls I used to know

Saturday, January 24, 2009

World Newspapers on your screen

This is an interestingsite to explore. You get the newspapers of any country, city in the world if available. Try it...you just might like it
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/