Thursday, April 16, 2009

Best Joke in Ireland


Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2008!

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?' John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.' 'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.' She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me-self. You know , he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'


8 comments:

Doug C said...

A tale worthy of its title!

Lady Ridesalot said...

Hoooowwwwwwl! Too funny! Cheers to Mary!

A Lady's Life said...

lol that is sooo funny lol

Nikos said...

pure sacrilige - I love it!

Dr.John said...

I've read it before but it's still funny.

Peter (Worldman): said...

It is like the guy who told his friend that he prefers Christmas to sex. Asked why, he replied: "It is more often".

Lance said...

2008 was a funny year in Ireland - great joke!

jen laceda said...

Still howling on this one...where do you find all these? You had made me smile / laugh today, despite my "bad" day at work.