A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.
' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'
Blockades Again
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You know all that stuff about making plans and life happening, and it did
indeed happen to us yesterday. We made plans to travel and life got in the
way. F...
1 day ago
3 comments:
Had a mouthful of Pepsi when I read thelast line. Now I have to clean my keyboard!
Canajun same principe as don't drink and drive apply here...don't drink and write...lol
Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it, just got back from a ride with my son.
Life has always surprises!
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