Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Jones..or maybe the Smiths...?

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,' sh e said. 'Pretend you're a statue.

' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.' No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went t o the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'


"Joker" said...


Voegtli said...

It is good to be kind to people.