A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' sh e said. 'Pretend you're a statue.
' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.' No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went t o the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
Neighbors
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“You have a nice van but your dog has to lie in gravel,” the woman said
offering a blanket for my poor suffering dog. I explained Rusty has always
enjoyed ...
9 hours ago
2 comments:
I LIKE THAT!!! LMFAO!!!
It is good to be kind to people.
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