Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Mortician and his wife....

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.

Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.

' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'


Canajun said...

Had a mouthful of Pepsi when I read thelast line. Now I have to clean my keyboard!

Baron's Life said...

Canajun same principe as don't drink and drive apply here...don't drink and
Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it, just got back from a ride with my son.

Voegtli said...

Life has always surprises!