Honda riders beware...! Here cometh the judge.

This is a 2010 Honda shadow RS

A Honda rider decided to travel to Europe by cruise ship and managed to secure passage on the same boat as a bunch of Harley riders.

Midway through the voyage, the ship sank and the rider wound up in a three-man lifeboat with the ship's captain and two of the HD riders.

The captain announced that someone would have to get out. "We'll do it right though," he said.

"The three of you will be given a fair test and the loser will jump out."

Everyone agreed, so the captain turned to one of the Harley riders and asked, "What was the largest ocean liner to sink in the past century?"

"The Titanic." "Right," said the captain.

Turning to the other Harley rider, he asked, "How many people were on the Titanic?" "2463" "That's correct," the captain stated.

Fixing a hard eye on the Honda rider, he then said, "Name 'em."

Double Dating in Iraq

1952 Lambretta 125 D

A classic 1952 Lambretta 125 D...some of the Lambretta story:

Months after the Vespa was launched, in 1947, Innocenti introduced the Lambretta, beginning a rivalry with Vespa.

The scooter was designed by Innocenti, his General Director Giuseppe Lauro and engineer Pierluigi Torre. It debuted in 1947 at the Paris Motor Show.

The Lambretta 'A' went on sale on December 23, 1947 and sold 9,000 units in one year.

It was efficient, 160-180 mpg (miles per gallon) or 68–76 km/litre,[citation needed] at a time when petrol was severely rationed.

It had a top speed of 45 mph (72 km/h) from a fan-cooled engine of 123 cc.

The Lambretta was named after Lambrate, the Milanese neighborhood where the factory stood.

The first Lambretta designs had shaft drive and no rear suspension, later designs used various drive and suspension systems until Lambretta settled on a swingarm-mounted engine with chain drive.

BRP Can-Am Spyder 3 wheeled Bike

Watch The hockey game

A man watching a hockey game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple. "I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said. "You already know how to play Hockey!"

Merry Christmas to all my friends around the world

Brussels in Bloom

Pat Condell...Let the truth be known on the Minarets controversy

British Commentator

Click the link above to enjoy the Video

Only a Brit can say it so gracefully

Password...is your computer safe

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using thefollowingpassword:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

Lake Peigneur Salt Mine

Big brother watching you?...more than you think...

Newest radar cars...... "already very sneaky"..... gets even sneakier......


Just your "average Taxi" right…….. WRONG
Oh yes…. It's intentionally designed to look like a taxi, roof light, no markings etc.
But the red lights aren't just "blink". The roof sign actually says "Police"
This is the latest POLICE RADAR CARS….. Currently in use in Georgetown & Milton areas.

The history of the middle finger

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing

Having internet problems...don't call your ISP

Write a good job resume...it's an employer's market out there

M y
Re simay

To
Hoom it Mae cunsern,

I waunt
To apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think
I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my
Spelling is not too good.

My
Salerery is open, I kin start
Emeditely.

Thank yoo
In advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a
Pickture
Of
Me.



Employer's Response:...
Dear
Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you
Monday.

Drugs and driving.....

The highest position in the world

I-N-C-R-E-D- I-B-L-E!!


Do you know who holds the highest position in the world?

President Barack Obama? Nope.
Pope Benedict? Nope.
The Dalai Lama? Nope.

Do you want to see WHO that person is ?

Until Now....

Babu Sassi, a fearless young man from southern India ,
is the cult hero of Dubai 's army of construction workers.

Known as the "Indian on the top of the world",
Babu is the crane operator at the world's tallest building, the 819-meter Burj Dubai.

His office, the cramped crane cab perched on top of the Burj, is also his home.
It takes too long to come down to the ground each day to make it worthwhile -
although, when the building is completed, its elevators will be the world's fastest.

Stories about his daily dalliance with death are discussed in revered terms by Dubai 's workers.
Some say he has been up there for more than a year,
others whisper that he's paid 30,000 dirhams ($8,168) a month
compared with the average wage of 800 dirhams a month.

But everyone agrees, he's worth it -
because nobody else would have the courage to do the job!

Newfie and Cop.....

A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident.

In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Angus. 'Didn't you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.

Angus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the... '

'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?

' Angus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road.... '

The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. '

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Angus' answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.Angus thanked the Judge and proceeded.

'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side.

I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning.

I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up.

He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her.

After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'

'Now what the Hell would you say?'

Feet and body organs

Quite interesting! Keep Walking..... Jus to check this out...... The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.

La Dolce Vita......

How to tell a banana has gone bad...