M y
Re simay
To
Hoom it Mae cunsern,
I waunt
To apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think
I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.
I no my
Spelling is not too good.
My
Salerery is open, I kin start
Emeditely.
Thank yoo
In advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,
Tiffanny
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short
I sent a
Pickture
Of
Me.
Employer's Response:...
Dear
Tiffany,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you
Monday.
The Iron Curtain
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It isn’t easy to see an old friend lose his way and stumble off down a path
you don’t wish to follow and Tuesday’s vote has given me pause. The world
inhab...
1 day ago
10 comments:
Nice melons, I mean nice resume.
It's best to accentuate your talents and qualifications.
I fownd no thing rong wit hur speling.
Thanks for the laugh Baron!
LOL! I hope I don't lose my job cuz if I do....I'm screwed!
LMAO!!!!!!!!
LOL
wreading herr resimay it lucks lyke chee iz the besst quollified per son four the jobb
Lovely pair of knockers!
That is what I like: Companies who don't worry to much what is written in a resume but who can see the value of people.
I'd really like to believe those sway puppies are all natural flesh and blood, but it just can't be...going on the premise of "too good to be true."
If they are real, then I don't know what all this resume crap is about. I'd never have noticed any typos, because I wouldn't have bothered reading it!
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