A very, very difficult question for Abby to ponder

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

WHAT IS GENERATION "Y"

I always thought it was because they say....

Y should I get a job ?
Y should I leave home and find my own place ?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours ?
Y should I clean my room ?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes ?
Y should I buy any food ?

Lambretta....rebadged scooter

Colors ROSSO, PLATINO, BIANCO (RED, Silver and White)
Overall Length 69"
Overall Width 27 "
Overall Height 45 "
Wheel Base 49 "
Seat Height 31"
Storage Area Under Seat, Legshield, Optional Rear Rack and Storage Box
Dry Weight 190 LBS
Carrying Capacity 350 lbs.
Top Speed 67km/hr (RESTRICTED)
Engine 2 Stroke, 8LMBC.049
Displacement 49.3cc
Bore x Stroke (mm) 40mm x 39.2 mm
Cooling Forced air-cooled
Ignition C.D.I
Starting Electric + Kick
Spark Plug NGK ™ BPR7HS
Fuel Capacity 1.64 gallons (6.2 Liter)
Transmission CVT/ Automatic
Battery Yuasa™ 12V
Front Suspension Telescopic
Rear Suspension Hydraulic shock absorber
Front / Rear Brake Disc / Drum
Wheel Type SIZE 12" x 3.0"
Front / Rear Tire Duro Tires 120/70-12


The UNO50 features clear, easy to read gauges and indicator lights, including a tachometer.

Front and rear disc brakes, Duro Tires, and premium performance suspension provide superior safety and handling.

The UNO50 2-stroke, 49cc motor fires on each revolution making more power than a higher displacement, heavier 4-stroke engine. Even with this power, it is 100% CARB and EPA compliant.
The Lambrettas are manufactured in Taiwan by Adly ADLY Scooters