Sunday, January 2, 2011

A very, very difficult question for Abby to ponder

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover. this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?


GYMONR said...

Ha-ha...Good one, you had me going.
Big Al

Baron's Life said...

Hi Big Al (Gymonr)
I thought it was a good one myself...Happy New Year Bud and all the best for 2011

the rider said...

You had me going there too for a while, typical biker that one! I enjoyed your previous post on Whistler, very interesting stuff and some beautiful pictures - I just cannot imagine weather like that!

Ellie said...

Happy New Year! Health and happiness!

Baron's Life said...

The rider
Happy New Year mate. I enjoyed your posts as well and look forward to reading all your 2011 stuff. Keep well Bud. Maybe some day you can visit Whistler in BC and actually experience this weather we are accustomed to.

Baron's Life said...

Dear Dear Ellie,
and a Happy New Year to you and your family as well. I have just only restarted blogging after having spent a long time in recovery mode. Thank you so much for visiting again. All the best wishes for 2011

Phivos Nicolaides said...

A little bit old but a very good one. I like it! Be happy!

cpa3485 said...

Yeah, well, I was suspicious from the start, but still a very good one, LOL.
Have a Great New Year!

Baron's Life said...

Hi Jim,
a Happy New Year to you and yours as well....cheers mate.

Baron's Life said...

Yassou Phivos
Thanks Man...A bit old but with a different You gonna do anything on Istanbul or Paris soon?...I'm looking for some back packer stuff for these 2 destinations for 2011. Thanks!

A Lady's Life said...

His attention sure changed to more important things lol

Cat in the road said...

Way back when dinosaurs ruled the earth and motorcycle riding was done by those who knew what ’TDC’ (Top Dead Center) meant I heard an expression.
It went; “You can mess with my wife, but don’t touch my bike.”

Dave and Deb said...

Another good one, I had never heard it before so it was new to me:) So what was Abby's answer?:)

Baron's Life said...

Dave and Ded,
Thanks for stopping by....Abby said: "Hello....!" as usual
take care

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