Friday, August 7, 2009

Obey the Law or else



Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here, Good Looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'

5 comments:

Thom said...

LOL...so true. There's a little something for you on my blog :) Aloha

Dr.John said...

My good friend the lawyer hates those jokes.

ellievellie said...

Amen!

Peter (Worldman): said...

Proof: To be succesful, you have to....

Anji said...

LOL