Fishing trip

Dave and his buddies were hanging
out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately,
he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of
teasing and name calling, Dave headed home, frustrated.

The following week, when Dave's buddies arrived at the
lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave was
already there. He was already sitting at the campground
with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and
a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go
Dave?" "I didn't have to," Dave replied.
I went home from work last night and slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol'
lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back she was
standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she
said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed
and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I
AM!"