Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Lawyers can be had too.....


A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.

"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if you ask me something I don't know." The blonde refused.

"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an answer, I pay you $50." The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first. "What is the Distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.

"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"

The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.

"So, what is it?"

The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill to the lawyer.

4 comments:

Thom said...

Classic :)

Baron's Life said...

Thom, I thought so too

GMG said...

I heard this one but with an «alentejano» on the spot; that the guys that take on most of the jokes here in portugal... Never ever a blonde... ;))

Baron's Life said...

GMG, cultural difference....Blondes are treated real good in Portugal for they are considered almost Majestic and in some cases Royal