Monday, June 8, 2009

HILLBILLY DIVORCE




A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'

15 comments:

bikerphoto said...

Q: How is a Texas Tornado like a West Virginia Divorce?

A: You are gonna lose your trailer.

Dr.John said...

Funny!

Thom said...

You slay me LOL

mq01 said...

ouch baron...LOL!

Peter (Worldman): said...

Eventually, the truth comes out LOL.

I am offline for a few days.

Shaun said...

Very funny... :::)))

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I laughed! Out loud!

GMG said...

Hi Baron! Come on, I was still laughing at the ass-holes and you bring the nagger in... ;)) Great to start the holidays...

Actually, Blogtrotter is profiting from the holidays in Lisbon this week and has a tour of Lake Galve, one of the beautiful lakes near Trakai, to show you! Hope you enjoy and have a great week!

A Lady's Life said...

lol keep em coming hahahahaha

George said...

When did you visit down here in Tennessee? Funny.

Baron's Life said...

Bikerphoto...you're right on man... I just visited your blog today and it is excellent. Will be there again

Dr. John, Thanks man

Thom,
Just wanted to give you a laugh...not kill you

mq01..that's an interesting post you had there today...

Peter, Bon voyage again.

Thanks Shaun....

Mr.M we all can use a chuckle now and then

GMG...thanks will be there shortly

LadyL...thanks

George...last week,,,just kidding man, but I do visit TN everyday on your blog

mq01 said...

thank you baron :)

Webster World said...

That was good.

Webster World said...

That was good.

Baron's Life said...

Thanks Webster...glad you enjoyed...get your blog yet?