Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Advanced surgery.....


An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."

A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."

An American doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."

A Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him Prime Minister, and now the whole country is looking for work.

19 comments:

Thom said...

Hmmm I think that should be the American Doctor's brag LOL

subrosa said...

My brother, who has lived in Canada for 40+ years, says his doctors are the biggest drug pushers in the world.

Would take a bit to beat mine right enough :)

A Lady's Life said...

hey you are getting me into enough trouble without taking a heart out lol

So hows your mustache?:)

Danny said...

I think doctors in all of those countries can make that same brag.

The Old Fart said...

Too Funny ~ Now to guess which Prime Minister hehehehe

bikerted said...

Think you got the wrong PM there Baron, should be ours!

Canajun said...

Thanks Baron. I'll be sure to use this with all my ReformaTory friends. :)

jen laceda said...

Yipes! But hahaha funny!

Baron's Life said...

Thom, I think they are all the same lol

Baron's Life said...

Subrosa...well you know how Doctors are...experimenting with everyone.

Baron's Life said...

Alady'sL...You're funny

Baron's Life said...

Danny...you are 100% correct

Baron's Life said...

TOF, Bill...I think all our PMs are the same...same shit, differemt PM

Baron's Life said...

Bikerted...or the other way around.. maybe we can begin an exchange program

Baron's Life said...

Canajun...Agreed...! Have fun with them

Baron's Life said...

Canajun...Agreed...! Have fun with them

Baron's Life said...

Jen...Thanks darling...I enjoyed your post

MedaM said...

Good one!lol Thanks for made me laugh.

Baron's Life said...

MedaM...glad to oblige...our crooked politicians are leading us all by the nose and it ain't smelling rosy