Sunday, April 19, 2009

Research indicates....


Results of a recent research indicate that there are 7 kinds of
sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.





The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.





The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each
other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.'






The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)



The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.





And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex.
You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.


6 comments:

John McClane said...

You left out Married Sex.

Baron's Life said...

John,
for a very good reason..I've been married to my gorgeous beautiful "Made in Russia wife" and I can tell you...married sex does not exist...lol
Berge

Dr.John said...

Of course marrie4d sex exists. I remember it.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Oh, Smurf me harder!

"The greatest thing about having sex with the same partner for a long time is she knows exactly what I Like, and I know exactly what she won't do."
Joke from Ron White.

Peter (Worldman): said...

Number 4 and following do not apply to me. And this after 35 years of marriage.

jen laceda said...

this one cracked me up!!! I didn't see it coming at all! Another brilliant one!