Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Barman

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent..' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'
'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'
The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

4 comments:

JOHN A.K.A. SNAPSHOT said...

Outstanding!!

Baron's Life said...

Thanks John....glad you like it

A Lady's Life said...

Hahahahaha I like this one.
lol
Thanks

Peter (Worldman): said...

Which means if you are not careful, you get screwed.