Sunday, March 29, 2009

poor old Jake.....

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' '
There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

3 comments:

Lance said...

Very funny, all of the recent ones you posted!!!

Check my blog out - I gave you a nod!

Baron's Life said...

Thanks Lance...excelent post you have..did you know I have a foot fetish?...lol

Peter (Worldman): said...

It is, sometimes, kind to help people die.