With age comes wisdom....

A guy is about 80 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day
when he heard a voice say,
'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on a piece of driftwood, was
a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me ?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you ! ! '
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you
have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I
will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully,
and placed it in his front breast pocket of his fishing jacket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

Gone fishing.......

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 1 year replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

Fishing trip

Dave and his buddies were hanging
out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately,
he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of
teasing and name calling, Dave headed home, frustrated.

The following week, when Dave's buddies arrived at the
lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave was
already there. He was already sitting at the campground
with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and
a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go
Dave?" "I didn't have to," Dave replied.
I went home from work last night and slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol'
lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back she was
standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she
said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed
and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I
AM!"

My Canadian Girlfriend had an affair...and you know what ..It's OK... I have no hurt feelings...I leave it up to you to judge the case....

So such is life...They cheat on you, they tell you stories, and heck you still love them...the SEX must be good.

My Canadian Girlfriend's Affair behind my back

Boys will be Boys

Enjoy your Sunday everyone...!

Here is a Canadian Fish Story for you....Awesome Catch On A Lake In Canada ... (56" - 55lbs. )This is a new record Northern Pike in Canada . He caught it on Cameron Lake , Ontario.

Check this thing out. The man (in the photos below), was fishing and caught a 36" Pike, as he was reeling it in, a 56" Pike tried to eat it !!!!!

He landed them both in the same net. The last picture is unbelievable..