Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
The first one says, "Ya know,
when I was 30 and got a hard-on,
I couldn't bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 40,I could bend it
about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.
"By the time I was 50,
I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be 60 next week,
and now I can almost bend it in half
with just one hand."
"So", says the second drunk,
"What's your point?"
"Well", says the first,
"I'm just wondering how much stronger
I'm gonna get!"
Waiting
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Layne is getting stressed and I’m trying not to let any of it get to me,
it’s how couples cope, life on a teeter totter, one is up and the other
down. I’m ...
19 hours ago
20 comments:
Funny! Very Funny!
Great one and I've never heard it before either!
Dr. John, glad you got a sense of humor...never know with them preachers...but you're cool man.
Subrosa, when I did the post I honestly thought you might like it...glad I wasn't wrong...lol
ROFLMAO...I've never heard this before...too funny...That's most likely how I would think :)
Thom, Great minds think alike and fools seldom differ
Very funny! What would it mean if could tie it in a knot? ;)
Danny, I guess if yo can do it with one hand, then that would make you superman...wouldn't it?
That ain't right!
Mr.M...lol...agree with you bro..., Alas, if only it were true...
I'm not as strong as that guy. Guess I got to work out more!
Lancey Baby... what you no hear from Viagra...? what kind of anti spam software you got man..I'd like to use the same...let me know...you'll do us all a favor
I knew I was missing something while I was away. Your daily humor keeps us all a-smilin'!
Thanks for the laugh friend!
I have been asking myself the same question since long. And am amazed how strong I am at 66.
Hi Baron! Great hope ahead... ;))
Blogtrotter has a nice lunch location for you. Enjoy and have a great weekend! I’m having the benefit of the holidays in Portugal this week... ;))
lol
What can I say.
When you're hot, you're hot lol
LadyR...you're one of my favorites and I missed not having those genuine, beautiful posts of yours to read...
Peter...you that strong...hell you're joking right? keep well bud
GMG, thanks man...I will look at it and have some lunch at your place...I truly enjoy your posts for they are very unique, educational and highly entertaining...man man
LadyL...you were always one hot piece and still you is baby....
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