All Bikers should live so long as to be this kind of kind old man!

As a follow-up to Geoff's post on Ageing Bikers!, I thought we should all be delighted to read about his cousin Walt Jones

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid Biker named Walt Jones, who attended church only when the weather was bad to alleviate his PMS syndromes

"Mr. Jones, it's obviously not a good morning for motorcycling. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," Walt replied gruffly.

"Mr. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The old Biker tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all the sons of bitches."