Friday, January 15, 2010

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

Signed
Tiger Woods

5 comments:

A Lady's Life said...

ya right!!!!!!!
It's Jerry Springer time gals lol

Ever heard of KY jel????
Its advertised. lol :)

Peter (Worldman): said...

I agree with all of those points. And the most important is number 5.
So far, I have succeeded :-)

Webster World said...

Damn straight.

Lance said...

Excellent Baron - I would like to add another:

6. It's important for a woman not to have access to golf clubs.

Anna said...

lol, that was good one Baron.
Hope all is well.
Anna :)