Sunday, November 22, 2009

The Original Computer!!!!

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!


Conan the Librarian™ said...

I must be older than you Baron, I've got an eight inch floppy ;¬)

bikerted said...

Back up was what you told the delivery driver to do.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Heh, very clever!

Rob said...

Wow I am getting old!

IHG said...

Wow...Love the new look of your site!

Wow...a pencil...what is that?

Lance said...

This is a good one Baron! And to turn off the computer, you put it into the pencil cup or the drawer - amazing technology!

Voegtli said...

I have a floppy now. No hard disk, said...

Really nice page! Love your funny as hell content, too!