Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Lone Ranger and Tonto


After their tent was set up, both men slept. Some time later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky. What you see?'The Lone Ranger replied, 'Millions of stars.'
The Ranger pondered for a minute, then said, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Tonto?' 'You dumber than buffalo crap. Someone stole our tent.'

12 comments:

Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

Hahahahahahaha

Thanks for the Laugh Baron

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Blessings my friend

subrosa said...

Ah those were the days. I used to get into the Saturday morning pictures for 3d (I don't know what that is in your money) - it's around 1p in sterling today.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping just outside a small town.
LR got up and peed against a rock.
The rattlesnake sleeping there took offence and bit the LR in the offending organ.
"Gasp" "Tonto!" "Get a doctor!"
Tonto leaped on Scout and went hell for leather to the small town.
Knocking on the door of the doctor he shouted: Kemosabe has been bitten by a rattlesnake!Come quick!
The doctor poked his head out of the window and said: I can't come I'm in the middle of an operation!
"Just cut the wound and suck out the poison."
Tonto rode back to the LR, who was writhing in agony clutching his cock"Where's the Doctor!" He gasped.
"Doctor could not come Kemosabe."
"What did he say?" Said LR.
"He said you're going to die, Kemosabe."

Lance said...

Baron, thanks for the funny and Conan, thanks for yours too!

Lance said...

Baron, I hope you are recovering well from the Dentist!

Thom said...

LOL...OH Kemosabe wasn't to bright I tell ya. Too funny :)

Protege said...

Always enjoy those laughs in the morning.;))
The picture here reminds me of the old European western movies, inspired by the book by the German author, Karl May, about Winnetou and Old Shatterhand.;))

cpa3485 said...

Thanks for the morning laughter! Busy at work and I needed a good chuckle!
Hope your mouth is doing better.

Dr.John said...

You took me in because I loved that show.

Phivos Nicolaides said...

Laugh is healthy! Thank you.

cpa3485 said...

Just been to my barber, a guy who is famous for always having a joke or story to tell.

Two cowboys were riding and came upon an Indian laying on the ground with his ear pressed to the ground, apparently listening.
Cowboys said: what you doing there Mr Indian?
Indian said:
Shhhhh,
Stagecoach,
Two drivers, dressed in black,
Six horses,
One black, two white, three brown,
Three passengers, one womwn and two men.
One of the cowboys said: that's amazing that you can tell all that just by listening!
Indian said:
Nope,
Got run over!

irondad said...

All was well until one day the Lone Ranger learned that Kemosabe really meant "horse's ass" in Cherokee.