Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'
16 comments:
ROFLMAO...too funny. I can just imagine getting there LOL
Thom...we're getting there one day at the time...enjoy my Friend
Marvellous!!
I'm having problems remembering at times but one friend said "Don't worry too much if you can't remember what you've gone into a room to look for. Start worrying when you're in the room and wonder where you are."
So I'm not worrying yet. :)
Subrosa...you're much too young to worry about this yet...enjoy life
That is a lovely joke. The picture is very nice with multiple figures in it.
That is just too good!
ahahhahahaahaahahah
Though your stories about elderly people amuse me, they scare me also. I am getting closer and closer to there.
What else did I want to say? Oh, I forgot, I should have written it down.
This was funny, I am smiling
Very funny Baron..loved it hahahahaha
Rajesh...thanks glad you enjoyed. It was a carefully chosen picture
The things we carried...thanks for the visit...glad you enjoyed
Italo...Ciao...how are you?
Italo...Ciao...how are you?
Peter...you are funny my man
Bill & Linda...keep on smiling
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