A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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I got a chuckle out of all four of these. Thanks for sharing them with us.
This is the best one by far LOL :)
Reminds me of this wooden wall hangin' I wanna get:
"Mirror mirror on the wall...
what the #*%! happened?"
That just about says it ALL for ME!
Choose your fights wisely - do you want to have a woman that is ugly and happy or a one that is ugly and viciously unhappy ? :)
Well, I don't need to look in a mirror anymore. I know the result. I used to be young and handsome. Now, I am only "and".
Thanks for the laughs... all of them! LOL! :)
I f I would have said that to my wife there would not have been a fight. Just me getting my ass kicked.
these are classic
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