Sunday, August 23, 2009

Mirror mirror on the wall


A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

8 comments:

George said...

I got a chuckle out of all four of these. Thanks for sharing them with us.

Thom said...

This is the best one by far LOL :)

MeanDonnaJean said...

Reminds me of this wooden wall hangin' I wanna get:

"Mirror mirror on the wall...
what the #*%! happened?"

That just about says it ALL for ME!

Ellie said...

Choose your fights wisely - do you want to have a woman that is ugly and happy or a one that is ugly and viciously unhappy ? :)

Peter (Worldman): said...

Well, I don't need to look in a mirror anymore. I know the result. I used to be young and handsome. Now, I am only "and".

Lady Ridesalot said...

Thanks for the laughs... all of them! LOL! :)

Danny said...

I f I would have said that to my wife there would not have been a fight. Just me getting my ass kicked.

The Peach Tart said...

these are classic