Tuesday, August 18, 2009


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later

so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'


Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO...too funny but what a clever boy :)

Voegtli said...

Yes, Thom is right, a very clever boy. This would never have come to my mind to do. But then, I am not a Roman Cathlolic.

Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

Hahahahah, I heard this one before but it was set in Newfoundland.

Too Funny.

Thank you for sharing.

Ellie said...

Information is gold :)

Italo said...


Lance said...

Very, very funny - this was a new one for me!