Monday, June 1, 2009

Your kid has been kidnapped


A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

9 comments:

Thom said...

Arr arr arr. Blondes are so dumb sometimes. LOL. Good one

Baron's Life said...

Hi Thom.... But they are fun to be around. My Lady is a Blonde and I just love her..she's lottsa fun
Hey what's your other blog?

mq01 said...

this is cute baron :) i'm brunette but i do blonde things all the time...lol...

Baron's Life said...

mq01...and you can probably get away with it too...Cool!

Peter (Worldman): said...

It is shocking to see that there is no solidarity among blondes anymore and that they do bad things to each other.

Dave and Deb said...

Funny post. I have gone more red recently, but I preferred being blond for the simple fact that I could blame the odd gullible moment on being Blond:) Cheers. Deb

bikerted said...

Bad enough trying to understand womens' logic sometimes - but blonde womens' logic!!!!!

A Lady's Life said...

I love blondes lol

Baron's Life said...

Thanks all. Glad you enjoyed.