Thursday, June 25, 2009

Liquid Viagra...coming soon


Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.


It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.


Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".


Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

10 comments:

Danny said...

Ha HA!!! Very funny! Glad to say I won't need any.

Peter (Worldman): said...

I am content. At least I always have a stiff neck.

A Lady's Life said...

lol very funny
lol mad man!

Thom said...

ROFLMAO...This is just too funny...Pour a stiff one...I'm dying in laughter

Mr. Motorcycle said...

So if we pour liquid Viagra, does counter act whisky dick?

Dr.John said...

Funny. Really funny.

subrosa said...

And about time too! I'm sick of having to grind the pill between two spoons just to pop it in his 'before bedtime' cup of tea. This'll make it a whole lot easier ...

mq01 said...

so many things come to ...

Baron's Life said...

It was good for a laugh...Have a great Sunday

George said...

This leaves me speechless -- I can't think of anything to add.