Sunday, June 28, 2009

Careful what you say....


Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

11 comments:

Ann said...

LMAO!!! That's good stuff!

Dr.John said...

Sad

bikerted said...

Works the other way as well.
Guzzisue said to Ian "Why don't you bring me flowers?".
He replied "What do you want. Plain or self raising?".
And then the silence started....

Peter (Worldman): said...

Look at the good side of it: The man had peace for two hours.

Baron's Life said...

Ann, you inspired me with your day 2 story...

Baron's Life said...

Dr. John...lighten up buddy it's just a joke

Baron's Life said...

bikerted...and then the fight started...I suppose

Baron's Life said...

Peter, absolutely

Baron's Life said...

Peter, absolutely

Thom said...

See why I aint married LOL Women...they know more than we do OOPS...did I just say that LOL

A Lady's Life said...

hmmm now what would a man do????:)