A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers (Fruit Polo's as we know them)
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," she said, '" will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes calls your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat out her lifesaver and yelled,
"Oh my God!! They're ass-holes.."
The Wasteland
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5 comments:
ROFLMAO...too funny. Good one
These used to be called Refreshers here in the UK. The labour party changed the name :)
Hilarious!
Now that was funny!
Thom, it was good for a laugh...thanks!
Subrosa, trust the labor party to spoil the party
Danny...I've seen some pretty good stuff on your blog
Mr. M Welcome back my good friend.
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