Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Who's wearing the pants.....!




Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and
said, 'Here - try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
'Ever since that night we never had any problems.'

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his
honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these
on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
'Here-you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude,
you never will.'

And they lived happily ever after.

6 comments:

Mediterranean kiwi said...

good one

Thom said...

That is so typical of this day and age. Loved it Aloha :)

Nikos said...

Is cross dressing a BC sort of thing then?

Peter (Worldman): said...

Even though we never tried this with my wife, it is functionning good: Sometimes she wears the pants, sometimes me.

Webster World said...

Damn truth of it all.

Baron's Life said...

M. Kiwi...Thanks...I hope to see you in Bouboulina's land one day soon!
Thom...right you are buddy...very typical..I wear the pants and so do you...and if not we both wear the skirts so to speak and make merry...
Nikos...Were you ever in BC....Yes you are right...Cross dressing has always been in fashion here...and....more
Peter...as long as she knows who the real boss is...Her of course...!...lol
W World..welcome back...not so sure if it is the truth my firend...for it's all blowing in the wind.