Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Golf ....anyone....enjoy the day...!!!!

Healing hands:

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.**

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please!!!! Please!!!! allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken!'


A Lady's Life said...


Canajun said...

(laughing) I knew there were more golfers out there!!!

Lady R (Di) said...

LMAO!!! This is sooo funny! :)

Voegtli said...

I don't think it is funny!! It shows that medical care people sometimes are not able to figure out the proper treatment. By lack of proper investigation.

And it further shows that patients will pay for treatments they did not need whereas the real problem is not taken care off.

However, in this case, the story might have ended well. If she took care of his thumb, it would have been painful. But the tender massage he got before will have relaxed him and therefore, he will not have had too much pain when she fixed the thumb.

And so, my first sentence has no validity anymore.