Thursday, March 12, 2009

The English and their Beer

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, four brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

12 comments:

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I love Guiness, I love this joke.

This reminds me .

What do you call a Bud Light?
Love in a Canoe. Why? you ask.. Because it's F'ing near water.

What do you call a Miller Lite?
Sexy Beer. Why" you ask...
Because it's F'ing near water too!

Peter (Worldman): said...

My big mourning laugh. I love the beers in your joke, but not the "Light" ones.

I am in particular fond of "Weissbier".

Baron's Life said...

Hi Peter,
I'm back from Vegas... thanks mate for your comments.
I also love the heavier beers...but most of all I love the foamy girls...Cheers mate, have a great day and keep well

Lady Ridesalot said...

Tou-che!

Dave said...

LOL...Good one !!

B.B. said...

That's perfect! I work at a brewery and I'm going to have to share that one with the Brewmeister.

Baron's Life said...

Lady Ridesalot...Thanks darling
Dave..glad you enjoyed
B.B. Glad to help.
Cheers all

Nick said...

great Post!

Baron's Life said...

Thanks Nick

Canajun said...

After reading this I had to go open a Bodington's!

Baron's Life said...

Canajun...lol...watch for the poison ivy bro...!

Baron's Life said...

Mr. Motorcycle...loved your comments...!!!