A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary's apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don't wake up until 8PM later that night. They quickly get dressed and the man asks his secretary to take his shoes and go rub them in the grass. The secretary thinks this is pretty weird, but she does it anyway.
The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door. The wife is very upset and asks him where he has been.
The husband replies, "I can not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. We left work early today, went to her place, made love all afternoon, and then we fell asleep. That's why I'm late!"
The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, "I see those grass stains all over your shoes. You've been playing golf again, haven't you!"
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14 comments:
So all you bikers can go try this by going for a ride afterwords. Your hair will be windblown, or you will have helmet hair and you will smell like bike exhaust.
Disclaimer: This is not a good reason to go and start having an affair.
After thought:
Isn't that what the bike is?
hahahaha very good!
great Post!!!!
makes for a good chuckle
LOL.
BTW, is the Lightning in the photo your ride? Or wish?
First 'real' bike I ever rode was a Lightning. Still lusting to own one.
That is the problem with wifes: They never believe what you say.
Canajun... Thanks Man... The BSA is in my Garage, in good shape but I do not ride it and no you can't have it...lol It was a gift from my Dad
Peter...you said it brother...!
Hmmmmm. I'm still pondering on this one. ;)
Mr. M... Yes! That's what the bike is! Thankfully, Harley and I can enjoy our affair together! LOL!
(Does that count?)
Awwwww....
But don't let it sit forever - too good to not ride occasionally at least.
LOL.....Put some pics of your bike on here mate, we all love the old BSA's...Oooo bike porn.
Lady Ridesalot....The lesson here is ...you need to check your husband's shoes every time he comes home....to make sure he wasn't out golfing...if you know what I mean...lol
Dave,
Yeah some day I will...right now I'm pondering life and my next ride...!
PS: I also have one of the rare Triumph Cub
Yer just making it worse...... :-)
Canajun...
You mean the Triumph Cub?
or
you just want to see pictures of my rides?
The Cub. You keep dropping these little gems - oh, and I have one of these too. I'm turning green here. :-)
But pics are good too.
Like Dave said... bike porn.
Gawd, I've got to get out riding soon!!!
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