Friday, March 6, 2009

The Cowboy & The Widow

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching. Soon she hired a ranch hand.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'


IHG said...

Funny! Thanks for the giggle!

Willy D said...

Will the perversion ever stop? Hell no! It’s funny.

Unknown said...

this one is great. My mind was conjuring up a great image . . . before it got deflated

bobskoot: wet coast scootin

Voegtli said...

I guess I am getting old. I had to read the story twice before I got it. Or perhaps I am simply slow, like the people from Berne who have this reputation. And my mother is Bernese.

But I had a good laugh, once I grasped it.

B.B. said...

LMAO! That one is definately one I need to remember to share.

Baron's Life said...

Thanks all. Glad you enjoyed.
Riding season around the corner for me...a couple of more weeks should do it.
You all keep well and if you do ride...ride safely!

Anonymous said...

hey it was snowing all day in Washington state Tri cities had 10 inches
I think this year its gonna snow in July. lol