Monday, March 9, 2009

A Blonde Paint Job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

10 comments:

Peter (Worldman): said...

I know why you are in my "Favorites". I think I will make a special section on my blog just to put links to your posts. They are so funny and it would be great for as many people as possible to know this fun.

After all, a good laugh in the morning will help many people to be vaccinated against the bad things that could happen during the day.

bikerted said...

Congratulations!!!!

You are a winner of Biker Teds competition.
Can you please email me your address so I can get the package sent off to you in the next few days.

Many thanks


Ted.

Baron's Life said...

Peter, Thank you very much for your very kind comments for they are truly appreciated. You are a gentleman and a scholar a we say here in North America.
Please feel free to use the material in any way you deem appropriate. The link sounds good and if you want to use the stuff for your own blog as well I have no problem with that. It is a pleasure to know you my cyber-friend.
Cheers and keep well.

Ted,
Why I am honored my good friend. I am currently in Las Vega for a trade how and will email you my address when I'm home as I don't have a secure connection here. Please let me know what I can send you in return. I will be avidly following your trip.
Cheers, stay safe and keep well
All the best and keep well.

irondad said...

Oh my God!

Lance said...

Baron, that was a good one. Makes me cringe (and I don't even own a "porch")!

Ann said...

Love it!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Porch! Way funny. Now if Spring would just get here so I can go ride my Charlie Davidson.

The Old Fart said...

This was funny, Oh the Blonde's are teased so much.

Thank you for sharing

Bill

Lady Ridesalot said...

LOL! Loved it!

Mr. M... loved yours too!

Baron's Life said...

Hi Guys,
Thanks for your responses. Yes, it was a good life.
Just got back from Las Vegas....no I didn't win...in fact down $ 400 so the new HD will have to wait for the next economic stimulus from Obama & al...and no they didn't fly us on corporate jets...those were booked by the MGM crowd...if you know what I mean....lol
Take care all, have fun and stay safe.