Friday, March 20, 2009

At the Golf Club

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is???!!!"

4 comments:

A Lady's Life said...

hahahahahaha so funny!!!
Wait till her husband gets wind of it hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Where the hell you get these from
JDS

Peter (Worldman): said...

I simply repeat a comment I made previously on one of those stories:

grin, huge grin.

The very last sentence made me LOL.

Baron's Life said...

ALL
Thank you for the visit

JDS... Who knows really

Peter...Glad to oblige.. a smile a day keeps the doctor away...specially at our age