Saturday, March 21, 2009

3 Wise Men....

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.

The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third father opens the window and jumps out.

The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

3 comments:

A Lady's Life said...

lol Well you know about Octomom.

With science today kids won't know who their parents are. The sperm and egg each come from different people and then you have a surrogate Mother and then there are real Mother and Father for whome the child was designed. Shouldn't they be adopted parents?
It can get really confusing.

Peter (Worldman): said...

The best proof that numbers can not always be "lucky" ones :-)

Baron's Life said...

Peter in China the only lucky nuber is, yes you guessed it right, "8"