Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Cheer - up Spring around the corner

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book.  It's called ........ 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink And be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you To kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant Flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes.. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machines and a large trash can.
10.A blonde said, 'I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.
11.As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way


B.B. said...

Thank for the smile this morning, I needed it! :)

Lance said...

Baron, thanks for your post. This was very funny! In these days of bad news all around us, it's nice to have that "shoulder to cry on" even though we have to pull over to do it!

Lady R (Di) said...

I love Maxine! I always tell people I'm going to be her when I grow up! LOL! The Blonde needing windshield wiper fluid? Too funny! Thanks for the laugh! Laughter is always the best medicine!

Baron's Life said...

We all need a laugh from time to time everyday...! lol
Keep well you all

Anonymous said...

lol thanks for the lol keep it comming