My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
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4 comments:
OUCH!
I got to hand it to your wife, she has a quick wit about her!
LOL....Happy NEW YEAR to you both.
All the best in 2009
I'm sure it's gonna be a good one.
Hip Hip Hooray.
this is something that should be on the king of queens or sienfeld.
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