Monday, December 29, 2008

And then the fight started.........

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


Mr. Motorcycle said...


Lance said...

I got to hand it to your wife, she has a quick wit about her!

Baron's Life said...

LOL....Happy NEW YEAR to you both.
All the best in 2009
I'm sure it's gonna be a good one.
Hip Hip Hooray.

Anonymous said...

this is something that should be on the king of queens or sienfeld.