A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant
and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this
her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted,
"This is her husband!"
Neighbors
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“You have a nice van but your dog has to lie in gravel,” the woman said
offering a blanket for my poor suffering dog. I explained Rusty has always
enjoyed ...
10 hours ago
2 comments:
LOL! Thanks for serving up my daily dose of laughs! -Awesome bird pics on your previous post!
HA! Nice one!
My daughter has a t-shirt that reads, "Just because you are talking does not mean we are communicating."
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