Viagra Headquarters

The Dentsist knew what to do....

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot...

'No way! No needles. I hate needles'... the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
'I can't do the gas thing, the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating
me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills..'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'

The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller!'

'It doesn't' said the dentist...'but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

Dysfunctional.......

My Chinese doctor e-mailed back: 'If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your 'Erectrician.'

Liquid Viagra...coming soon

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.