There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'The priest thought long and hard and then said,'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
The Shop
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Why, one might ask is the engine apart? Well the answer is simple: there is
an oil leak and it is coming from a funny little box that holds the oil
filter...
19 hours ago
3 comments:
I think I made the same comment a long time ago on one of your posts:
I like people with practical solutions!
goes to show ya, they can see thru those little screens in the confessional... :)
Baron,
I am now on site 3..: www.jjskewlstuff3.blogspot.com
North Texas Bikers III
Ride Safe,
John
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