Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Write a good job resume...it's an employer's market out there

M y
Re simay

To
Hoom it Mae cunsern,

I waunt
To apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think
I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my
Spelling is not too good.

My
Salerery is open, I kin start
Emeditely.

Thank yoo
In advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a
Pickture
Of
Me.



Employer's Response:...
Dear
Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you
Monday.

10 comments:

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Nice melons, I mean nice resume.

scunnert said...

It's best to accentuate your talents and qualifications.

Lance said...

I fownd no thing rong wit hur speling.

Thanks for the laugh Baron!

B.B. said...

LOL! I hope I don't lose my job cuz if I do....I'm screwed!

mq01 said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Canajun said...

LOL

bikerted said...

wreading herr resimay it lucks lyke chee iz the besst quollified per son four the jobb

Nikos said...

Lovely pair of knockers!

Peter (Worldman): said...

That is what I like: Companies who don't worry to much what is written in a resume but who can see the value of people.

"Joker" said...

I'd really like to believe those sway puppies are all natural flesh and blood, but it just can't be...going on the premise of "too good to be true."

If they are real, then I don't know what all this resume crap is about. I'd never have noticed any typos, because I wouldn't have bothered reading it!