Monday, October 5, 2009

"A penny for your thoughts, Angus."


A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.""Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time.""Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

9 comments:

The Peach Tart said...

Ha! Angus is obviously a little slow.

GMG said...

Hi Baron! See that you're fully recovered... Not that poor Angus... ;))

Blogtrotter is showing you Antalya. Enjoy and have a great week!

Peter (Worldman): said...

Monster laugh :-)

scunnert said...

Never mix business with pleasure. Guid on ye Angus.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I want my 2 dollars!

bikerted said...

Foolish boy. If he had given his girl another nine thoughts he could have asked for a full shilling!

Protege said...

And this is funny.;) Hehe, I bet she did not like this last thought of his.;)

Dr.John said...

A true Scottish story.

Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

Only in Scotland, too funny. I Heared this before, but I still laugh everytime I read it.