Saturday, September 19, 2009

With age comes wisdom....

A guy is about 80 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day
when he heard a voice say,
'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on a piece of driftwood, was
a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me ?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you ! ! '
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you
have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I
will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
and placed it in his front breast pocket of his fishing jacket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'


The Peach Tart said...

Perhaps he needs some Viagra.

Capt. Anup Murthy said...

The Old guy is wise indeed!

Zuzana said...

Hehe, this was hilarious and highly unexpected.;)
There is some true in every joke, right?;)

Scribe816 said...

As we men get older and more blood goes to the 'big head' instead of the little one, our decisions become more rational. Then we take Viagra and that theory gets shot to hell.

bikerted said...

With a talking frog comes wealth, with a beautiful bride come nagging and poverty.
Indeed a wise man.

mq01 said...


Voegtli said...

Well, as I am in that age category, I would exactly act the same. But then, I am not fishing.

Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

Rather have a talking frog, Too Funny.

A Lady's Life said...

Be careful what you wish for.
Frogs croak all night.
a la ma!
I know cause I tried sleeping in a boat on a river and they are up all night long serenading each other.
Eventually you have to sleep from sheer exhaustion.